Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It’s simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it.” ~Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
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“It is absolutely imperative that all U.S. citizens stop whatever they are doing immediately and check this thing out,” FDA commissioner Dr. Margaret Hamburg said while holding the aberrant tuber aloft and staring at it askance. “I cannot stress this enough: Please do whatever you need to do to get a really good look at this weird-ass potato.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fda-urges-americans-to-check-out-weirdlooking-pota,27208/
Here’s a Potato growing a dragon out of its body
Thank you Cactus Petunia
http://buenosburritos.blogspot.com/2010/12/alien-beings-inhabit-potatoes.html
